Harry Tuttle: My good friends call me Harry.
OK. Here's the gig. They collect and collate data that we all volunteer without actually thinking about what they can do with that data. It's your information, but they sell it to as many processors as they can who then use that data to fine tune the advertisement (rather than fine tuning the product) to convince you that you need it. They also sometimes give it or sell it to the government, who is in turn breaking no laws in acquiring the information about you. Mix that with your communications records and standard government files and THEY've got you by the balls.
I've been trying to come up with a good common name that everyone could use to confuse the data miners. A ghost in the machine. Of course we won't win, but for your own quiet amusement when you sign up for that discount card at your favorite grocery store. Then the name came to me...Archibald "Harry" Tuttle or just Harry Tuttle.
Trow all your old cards out and start over. Every time you get a discount on that loaf of bread, just image how many boxes of feminine hygiene products and beef jerky Harry's buying at the very same instant.
Central Services won't know what hit them.
NAME: ARCHIBALD TUTTLE T47/215OCCUPATION: HEATING ENGINEER
STATUS: BELIEVED DECEASED
EYES: Brown
HAIR: Brown
DISTINGUISHING MARKS: None
SMOKES: Yes
KNOWN ALIASES: Harry Tuttle, Harold Tuttle, A. H. Tuttle, A. Harry Tuttle, A. Harold Tuttle III, Harry S Tuttle, Terry Huttle
KNOWN ACCOMPLICES: Gillian Layton (deceased), Samuel Lowry (inoperative), "Pluto," "Father Christmas" (real names unknown)
CHARGED WITH: Freelance Subversion, Deconstructive Behavior, Reckless Creation of Suspicion Among the Greater Public, Stealing Work from Qualified Personnel, Practicing Heating Engineering without a License, Failing to Complete Necessary Work Orders, Wasting Ministry Time and Paper(From Brazil@PythoNET)
Harry Tuttle: Bloody paperwork. Huh!Tuttle in action
Sam Lowry: I suppose one has to expect a certain amount.
Harry Tuttle: Why? I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form.
A suggested alias (each piece of data references something in Brazil):
Harry Tuttle
27 Archibald Street Apt. B6
Yourtown, ST
47215
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